http://www.christian-debt.com/debt-free-programs.html Debt free programs and Macho men. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 It's a bird, it's a plane. It's a debt free inferno! Are you cold-kicking it in the spliff? Are you raging, ala Studio 54; or are you one of the prodigies of CGBGs? Debt free programs do not require fancy dress You need not apply here then; but you should apply with the debt free programs to get to the source of your greatest frustrations. Just because you used to love the night life, it doesn't have to take over the quality of life now that you have matured and moved onto things holding more substance. Is this you or are we making a you-know-what of ourselves in our assumption? Time to raise the roof. It's on fire and this mother is going to bust a move, cut a rug, spin on one's head - in order to get through to you on the righteousness of the debt free programs of the post-disco era. Psss. Macho man. You don't have to wear an ostentatious outfit or sport a handlebar mustache to receive the debt free programs assistance you so desperately need. You don't have to wear a cone-shaped hat and start new trends in the avant garde. All you need is a sturdy disposition and a fist full of bennies or reds or whatever those crazy pills are they rocked in the seventies. Lest we forget we are taking a light approach to the debt free programs and are not really advocating for the use of illegal substances - we are merely attempting some form of ill-reputed humor to lighten your burden in this very serious and challenging period of your life. And now, the heavy-handed moralizing on the debt free programs really begins. Please don't go anywhere. We will no longer make inappropriate references to any sort of uncharacteristic ingestion. It will be all chocolate pudding and rainbows. Occasionally a unicorn will surface within the debt free programs of today and tomorrow. You must face facts. You need help. You need to empower yourself with knowledge and decide if you can do it on your own or if you should bring in the debt free programs to escort you safely to your financially sturdy future. Can you see it? It's within your grasp. Make it happen. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT